> > The following is a press-release, from the staff at Bryce Hospital for the > Mentally Confused, and the staff at Charles L. Seebeck Computer Center for > the University of Alabama: > > Mr. Joel Walker was admitted this afternoon, after being cornered in a pecan > tree, just back of the Math, Psychology, and Computer Center Building on the > campus of the University of Alabama. He was knocked out of the tree by a > tranquilizer dart, but was semi-conscious as they wrapped him in the > protective straight-jacket. He was muttering about "ass-key", which was > unintelligible to most of the attendants. The on-site diagnosis was some > sort of psycho-sexual reversion-repressive neurosis, possibly bordering on > schizophrenia, with complications of delusions of grandeur. > > His position will be filled as quickly as possible, in order to preserve the > stabilization of the budgetary outflux and local economy during the upcoming > holiday season. He will, in all liklihood, be hardly missed. >
Perhaps he was really muttering about "ass-ski". What he really needed was a winter vacation..... Dave K.
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