Date:         Thu, 17 Nov 1994 06:47:54 EST
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From:         JOHN STONE <JSTONE@LETTERKENN-EMH2.ARMY.MIL>
Subject:      food humor-adult

     What do you call a girl who will trade spaghetti for sex?

     A pastatute

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From:         shAhanshAh AryAmehr <persicum@PANIX.COM>
Subject:      Crude but funny. (may be offensive to some people)

                 W H A T  A M  I ? ?

This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long. The
functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually found
hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.  It boasts of a clump of
little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is
quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes
quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn
out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied
by squirming bodily movements.  Anyone found listening in will most surely
recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated
movements.  When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy,
sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer
surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft.  After
everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased
emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for
yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or
three times a day, but often much less.

W H A T  A M  I ? ?

As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none other
than your very
own...............................TOOTHBRUSH.......................

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From:         "Robert C. Oshinsky" <roshinsky@FDIC.GOV>
Subject:      Frog joke <offensive to computer programmers>

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up,
"I'm
really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll  stay with you for a
week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you
great
sex for a week".  The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.

A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great
sex
for a whole year!".  The programmer smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you?  I've promised you great sex
for
a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"

"I'm a programmer," he replies.  "I don't have time for sex....but a talking
frog is pretty neat."