Date:         Tue, 03 Jan 95 14:24:07 CST
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From:         Joel Walker <JWALKER@ua1vm.ua.edu>
Subject:      Re: FFF Punk Kid Ages One More Once ...

On Tue, 3 Jan 95 14:18:01 CST Gerald Skerbitz said:
>Happy Birthday to me.
>Happy Birthday to me.
>Happy Birthday dear Gerry
>Happy Birtdhay to me!
>yaaaay!.
>34 at last.  What does that mean?

nothing. absolutely nothing. you are a tiny mote in the eye of the universe,
disappearing in a single blink. blink.

on the puny scale of human-to-human interaction in a very restricted locale,
it means:
1. you are now OVER one-third of a Century in age. :)
2. you were born in January, so you are a Capricorn, you old goat. :)
3. you have only 3,143 erections left in your lifetime.  use them wisely.
4. you are nearly middle-aged.
5. no more, no less than you want it to mean. ;)
6. you don't get no Senior Sitizen's Discount anywhere.
7. teen-agers call you "Sir" and it makes you feel strange.
8. college kids call you "Hey, you!" and they think you are old.
9. you cannot be trusted by the Twenties Generation.
10. your insurance company could care less.

joel
<already past middle-age. how many 98 year-old folks do YOU know??>