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Date:         Fri, 28 Apr 95 10:39:59 CDT
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From:         Joel Walker <JWALKER@ua1vm.ua.edu>
Subject:      Lessons of Life, Nbr. 354673-A

<chrous> Oh, that En-Route Refueling, Don't leave much time for fooling! Oh, the driving ain't keen, When there's no gasoline, You depend on that En-Route Refueling.

I left out of Reno, it was early one morn, And headed out east, where the new day is born, On the highway to Ely, and on further east, Where a new job was waiting and poverty ceased.

I'd loaded my bus with essentials so bare, sold all the rest at a yard sale back there, With the money I'd paid off each one of my debts With a little left over for a couple of bets.

Then long around midnight, I cranked up the bus And got on the road with a minimum fuss, So sure I'd forgotten not one little mote, Why, I even remember to look at my notes.

I drove on for hours, it seemed like much more, And sat at the wheel till my buttocks were sore, Then sputtering, coughing, the bus ceased to run, And coasting in darkness, I knew what I'd done.

<chrous>

The fuel tank was empty, the needle did say, And there was no traffic at this time of day. No stations in sight, not for mile after mile, And nothing to do but just wait here and smile.

Soon the dawn rose up slowly, far out in the east, But the heat rose much quicker. I thought so, at least. As the sun kept on rising, the temperature, too, Til inside the bus was a hundred and two.

In the sweltering heat, by the side of the road, I sat in the desert with the seeds I had sowed: The gauge stood at zero, my spirits did, too. Then one lousy trucker pulled into my view.

"Whot ho!", called the trucker, an arrogant ass, "Have you run out of fuel, or just making time pass?" We told him my story. He laughed, kinda cruel. Then we asked if he'd help me by giving me fuel.

<chrous>

"I'd like to be helpful," he said like a weasel, "But all that I've got is some number two diesel. "I'll send someone back if it's here you would stay, "But it's gonna get hotter, much hotter, today."

Well, I rode into town with that trucker so deft, And from there I just got on a Greyhound and left, That's the end of my story, I'm sorry to say, And my old bus still sits in that desert today.

<chrous>


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