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Date:         Sat, 1 Apr 95 06:26:28 -0700
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From:         wself@viking.emcmt.edu (Will Self)
Subject:      News Flash

In an effort to boost the ailing dollar vis-a-vis the ever-healthy DM, President Clinton, in cooperation with VAN2, has declared today "National Trade-In-Your-Volkswagen Day". The announcement came early this morning from the breakfast nook in the Oval Room. "Don't miss this opportunity to get rid of the various Volkswagen products that may be cluttering up your garage and driveway," said Clinton in a prepared release. Clinton promised significant tax breaks to any U.S. citizen who trades in any Volkswagen vehicle in exchange for an American-made one by midnight tonight. VAN2--Volkswagens Are Nightmares To Work On-- is a Tuscaloosa, Alabama based organization.


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