Date:         Fri, 07 Jul 95 12:51:11 CDT
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From:         Joel Walker <JWALKER@ua1vm.ua.edu>
Subject:      Re: the Virtual Garage

On Fri, 7 Jul 95 09:55:21 CDT Dan Houg said:
>Grand Opening, Today -- Fried-Day
>Welcome and meet our staff:
>Owner/Proprietor:  Gerry Skerbitz.  Gerry didn't really intend to

uhhhh, those are some outdated, paper-days job descriptions and terminology.
todays Truth-in-Business ethics require more politically correct designations
of the functions performed by each individual in the organization.
ergo, it becomes:

CEO (Cheap Expendible Official) and General Mangler: Gerry Skerbitz
Servile Mangler: Joel Walker
Product Information Service And Natural Transporter Sellers (PISANTS):
        Martha Rubin/Steve Johnson

>Customer Relations:  Ric.  Who else?  :)

hahahahahahahahahahaah. it is to laugh. :)
but seriously, folks, that job would be
Adjunct Trans-Territorial Investigative Legal Attorney (ATTILA): Ric Golen

>Line Mechanics:  the good people of this list.  They work for

and this should now be:
Lying Mechanics: ...

:)