Jeff (SenseMedia) outlines membership to Y.A.W.N. : > I'm starting a new user group: Y.A.W.N.--yuppies against waving >needlessly--our time has come. To be a member you must pass the following >simple test: >1. own a Eurovan >2. wish you owned a Eurovan >-or any two of the following- >3. refuse to drink coffee unless it's expensive >4. know what a "grande" is >5. own a cell phone >6. believe that mall-walking is an under-appreciated form of exercise > >It's the dawn of a new age. Won't you come y..aw.n. with me? > >Jeff Ahem, OK, I'll give this a shot, even though it's not Friday yet... Re: your points above: 1. Yes, I own a Eurovan 2. I occaisionally wish I owned a VR6 Eurovan 3. I try not to drink coffee 4. hmm, "grande", ain't he that guy from Iowa elected to the US House? 5. A cell phone... is that the one I use to call Ric after I've been arrested? 6. yes! mall walking IS an under-appreciated exercise. YOU try doing it with a couple of kids running amok!! So let's see, I score 2 for 2 on the first couple points, and the only one that I'm certain of on the last four is #6, so like, am I in? Where do I sign up? Perhaps I'm closer to Bathtub Scum¨, rather than Yuppie Scum... BTW, I'm going to amputate my arms so I won't have to wave needlessly... Norman '93 Euroscum, I mean, van.
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