Date:         Wed, 22 Nov 1995 11:57:07 -0800
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From:         busgirl@netcom.com (Martha)
Subject:      more PC stuff...


Stand up and say, "I'm a temporarily metabolically abled pigmentally challenged fascistic oppressor and I accept that through my ancestors, I am personally responsible for all evil and unkindness ever introduced into the world!"


Then sing:

Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species
Fa la la la la, la la la la
'Tis the season to be self-actualizing,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our alternate-lifestyle apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Toll the ancient non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday carol
Fa la la la la, la la la la
 

See the blazing log of non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday-non-endangered tree carcass before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Play the harp without unnecessary brutality and join the chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sing we emotionally stable in a collective group effort,
Fa la la la la la la la la
Heedless of the weather patterns, despite the effects of global warming,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
 
Fast away the chronologically challenged year passes
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hail the new year without any implicit ageism, ye persons
Fa la la la la la la la la
Dance in a non-hierarchical manner in merry measure,
Fa la la la la la la la la
While I tell of non-materialistic, non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

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Happy Thanksgiving!  :)

/martha