I heard my name mentioned in vain... And Tim Smith thus wrote: > > torpedoes, I think Thom Fitzpatrick could prolly help you fill his inbox for > the next 3 years or so. Sic' em. Tim Smith Let me know when you need a mailbot to throw lawyer .sig lines at 'em for a while... Thom -- > There is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. > What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 40? Your Honor. > Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Cats would bury them. > Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. > Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there? > And the Devil said to God, But where will *you* find a lawyer? > Cross a lawyer with a blonde? There are things even a blonde won't do. Thom Fitzpatrick '56 sunroof kombi tfab@netcom.com - ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/tf/tfab/index.html thom@calweb.com http://www.calweb.com/~thom Politically Correct Stuff: (True Story!) Went to a funeral Friday, and as we're caravanning to the grave site, I remark "This must be the Jewish section." Since the area was kinda plain looking, my sister and her hubby IMMEDIATELY railed into me for being an anti-semite, to which I replied "So, then how do you explain that huge stone Star of David and the Hebrew inscriptions?" Boy, talk about a coupla red faces!
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