Date: Fri, 22 Dec 95 20:05:26 EST
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From: William Gau <wmgau@nando.net>
Subject: I Got my Xmas Present!!
I am, my dear listies, No longer a mere Wannabus.
I am now a Gottawesty!
I know that my life is changed forever. I know that I have
been inducted into an elite group of elitists who, as propaganda
says, do not merely drive a car, but have the pleasure of owning
a Volkswagen.
(Sunday, December 17)
I originally flew out to Albuquerque to buy the ubiquitous
`86 Westy Syncro (The Moose) which was advertised on this list
last week, having searched high and low for a camper. The "custodian",
Tom Brouillette, is the co-owner of _Roamin' Holiday_,
a business in Albuquerque which rents VW Westys to unsuspecting
tourists for the vacation of a lifetime (505-255-6611). He is also
the editor of the newsletter (Old Bus Review) for NEATO.
He met me at the airport Sunday afternoon (after my 8 hour flight
which took me through the winterwasteland Minnesota), and shortly
thereafter I went over the `86 Westy Syncro with a fine-toothed
comb. I found some things which concerned me, and he did a
great job negotiating with the owner over an amended price.
All the while, I kept eyeing his ample collection of rental
Westys. "Are any of those for sale," I asked, "everything's
for sale!" he said. And I was magically drawn to a well-used
`88 full Westy which was missing the rear hatch.
To make a long story short, we bargained over spicy Mexican
omelettes at the "Frontier" restaurant and come to a reasonable
agreement. The rest, as they say, is history, and for a pittance,
I purchased (for mere money!) a way of life.
I headed out of Albuquerque just as the sun was setting on
Monday, 18 December. I asked Tom if he'd come rescue me if
the van broke down, "as long as you're still in the city
limits!" I stopped off at the Wal-mart, not wanting to hit
the open road without some tools. I bought a hex-head screw
driver, a 6 inch adj. wrench, and a small Bonsai tree. What more
could I possibly need??
I made it to the Texas Panhandle which was, you might remember,
socked in with snow on last week. I missed the snow, but when
I came rolling along I-40, I met with the legendary "black
ice" the Panhandle is known for. After driving at 15mph for an
hour or so, I started thinking about pulling off. It was about that
time that I gave the old Westy a bit too much gas, and the laws of
physics took over. Before I could sing the first verse of "Deutschland
Uber Alles" I was doing 360s down an icy I-40. Quite miraculously,
I wound up crossways in the fast lane, with half the camper in
the median, the other half on the road.
Only after collecting my wits was I able to actually nurse it back
on the road, despite all odds (and gravity), and I immediately took
the next exit.
I parked in a truck stop next to a `67 Split Window conversion of
some sort, which had a rather impressive paint scheme which said
something like "The Circus of Love." I promptly fell asleep and the
next morning chatted with the owner, a young man in dreadlocks
(accompanied by a rosy-cheeked girl of no more than fifteen years) who
introduced himself as Jacob. He was, he said, part of some glorious
VW caravan which was heading to Philly. He was separated, he
said, somewhere along the line and thus was on his own. He too,
had spun out on the expressway and exited at the first opportunity.
Ahh, Brother! We are, I told him, cut of the same cloth, spawned
by the same mother, members of the same secret society which
mere motorists could not even begin to comprehend (or acknowledge,
for that matter). He didn't quite understand what I meant, but was
willing to warm up in my van nevertheless.
He took a tour of my new Westy and couldn't believe how nice
it was. His was, (as one would expect), a rolling den of iniquity
and I offered to trade, assuming he'd continue to my home, and
support my wife and continue in my stead at my place of employment.
I would get, naturally, the split window and the run-a-way girl.
He wasn't interested.
Ahhh, the glory of the road trip! There really must be some nomadic
instinct in all of us which encourages such things. Discussions at the
truckstop urinals is always the same: "Which way you headin'?" "How
much snow you come through comin' that way??" "How far ya got to
go?"
There truly exists a fellowship of the road.
So needless to say I came rolling in to Durham, North Carolina about
2 1/2 days later, a very happy man. Thanks again to Tom, ye olde list,
and all of you jokers who have helped me select my first camper. I'm sure
there will be several to follow. I know Tom thought I was a nut. He's like,
"you've never been in a camper before??" Nope, but I know what I want,
dammit!!
Regards,
William Gau
`88 Westy (Bob)
`72 Bavaria (Fritz)
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