Date:         Sat, 23 Dec 1995 22:23:13 -0800 (PST)
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From:         tfab@netcom.com (thom fitzpatrick)
Subject:      Re: Hey Ric G.,  Rude folks in rec.vw.H2O  :)

I heard my name mentioned in vain...

And Tim Smith thus wrote:
> 
> torpedoes, I think Thom Fitzpatrick could prolly help you fill his inbox for 
> the next 3 years or so.  Sic' em.     Tim Smith

Let me know when you need a mailbot to throw lawyer .sig lines at 'em
for a while...

Thom
--
> There is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
> What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 40? Your Honor.
> Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Cats would bury them.
> Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
> Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?
> And the Devil said to God, But where will *you* find a lawyer?
> Cross a lawyer with a blonde? There are things even a blonde won't do.
Thom Fitzpatrick 
'56 sunroof kombi
tfab@netcom.com - ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/tf/tfab/index.html
thom@calweb.com
http://www.calweb.com/~thom

Politically Correct Stuff:  (True Story!)

Went to a funeral Friday, and as we're caravanning to the grave site,
I remark "This must be the Jewish section."  Since the area was kinda
plain looking, my sister and her hubby IMMEDIATELY railed into me for 
being an anti-semite, to which I replied "So, then how do you explain 
that huge stone Star of David and the Hebrew inscriptions?"  Boy, talk 
about a coupla red faces!