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Date:         Thu, 04 Jan 96 19:00 CST
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From:         EF0JPB1@mvs.cso.niu.edu
Subject:      VW Splittie Ads

ADdicts:

Here in my office I have the following ads for splitties framed and hanging on the wall:

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Picture: 66ish red/white Deluxe wrapped in a big red ribbon with a bow on top.

Caption: It comes in its own box.

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Picture: Red/white Deluxe with the side doors and sunroof open.

Caption: Do you have the right kind of wife for it?

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Picture: Blueprint-like sketch of side view of basic splittie body.

Caption: We started with a simple plan.

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Picture: Street scene of identical suburban houses, each with a red/white Deluxe parked out front (20 or so)

Caption: If the world looked like this....

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Picture: Red/white Deluxe, sunroof and cargo doors open, with an elephant standing in the cargo area.

Caption: You never know when you'll have to take an elephant someplace.

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And my personal FAVORITE:

Picture: Side shot of 1961 red panel van.

Caption: THIS IS THE SHAPE OF TRUCKS TO COME

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Don't tell me, you folks want me to type in all the text from the ads too, don't you?

-Jim Bryant


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