With appologies to Joel...and Jeff Foxworthy. You might be a high-tech redneck . . . * If your e-mail address ends in "@overyonder.com" * If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page" * If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop" * If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson" * If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone. * If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT" * If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined * If your spouse said "either s/he or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss him/her * If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on * If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy" * If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal * If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all" Author unknown
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