Date:         Sun,  2 Feb 92 19:52:59
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From:         dace.ecc@argonet.co.uk (David Eccles)
Subject:      Splitty ditties..(f)

Sitting there brain dead on Friday night? Me too. Sonambulating into Saturday?
Thought you might like to share some little Splitty ditties we published a
while back.....
There once was a Splitty called Bill
Whose engine was chronically ill
Its pistons had popped
Its valves had dropped
and its big ends were over the hill

Pablo was a Split Screen van
His owner was a "charming" man
One day his pet mamba
Slipped off in his Samba
And hissed "why doesn't this one end in a rhyme?"

And after a day of deconstructuralism thats about all I can cope with.
Remember what the dormouse said....  
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**dace.ecc@argonet.co.uk**   Hal 'ECHO' Eccles - WFRP, X-files, etc...
                             David (bill payer)Eccles - SSVC, Volkswagens
etc..