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Date:         Thu, 08 Feb 1996 17:17:30 -0600 (CST)
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From:         bishopj@meena.cc.uregina.ca
Subject:      Re: Canadians

That's Canadians not Canajuns. Just my $0.02 worth.

Jamie Bishop

On Thu, 8 Feb 1996, Joel Walker wrote:

> well, it's almost Friday anyway ... > > HOW COLD IS IT? > > An annotated thermometer in degrees F. > > 60 - Californians put on sweaters > (if they can find one in their wardrobe) > > 50 - Miami residents turn on the heat > > 40 - You can see your breath > Californians shiver uncontrollably > Minnesotans go swimming > > 35 - Italian cars don't start > > 32 - Water freezes > > 30 - You plan your vacation to Australia > Minnesotans put on T-shirts > Politicians begin to worry about the homeless > British cars don't start > > 25 - Boston water freezes > Californians weep pitiably > Minnesotans eat ice cream > Canajuns go swimming > > 20 - You can hear your breath > Politicians begin to talk about the homeless > New York City water freezes > Miami residents plan vacation further South > > 15 - French cars don't start > You plan a vacation in Mexico > Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you > > 10 - Too cold to ski > You need jumper cables to get the car going > > 5 - You plan your vacation in Houston > American cars don't start > > 0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts > Too cold to skate > > -10 - German cars don't start > Eyes freeze shut when you blink > > -15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo > Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects > Miami residents cease to exist > > -20 - Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you > Politicians actually do something about the homeless > Minnesotans shovel snow off roof > Japanese cars don't start > > -25 - Too cold to think > You need jumper cables to get the driver going > > -30 - You plan a two week hot bath > The Mighty Monongahela freezes > Swedish cars don't start > > -40 - Californians disappear > Minnesotans button top button > Canajuns put on sweaters > Your car helps you plan your trip South > > -50 - Congressional hot air freeze > Alaskans close the bathroom window > > -80 - Hell freezes over > Polar bears move south >


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