An old VW owner came into his doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mr. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." Next week an upset Mr. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?" "Calm down, Mr. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!" ============================================================================== Bren Smith | 4 Orinda Way, Bld. C | (510) 253-3048 tel | bren@dantz.com Dantz Development | Orinda, CA 94563 | (510) 253-9099 fax | bren@ccnet.com ============================================================================== At least with e-mail, you don't have disgruntled servers killing each other.
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