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Date:         12 Apr 96 16:43:00 -0500
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From:         GOLDBERG_DAVID@mpd.tandem.com
Subject:      Some more quotes /f

All here are some more quotes for your perusal.

Cheers,

David

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With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress --Ransom K. Ferm

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change

Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. --Dave Barry

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices --William James

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore --Mark Twain

I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for the sole accomodation of these so-called limerick writers andeven sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical deformities and spend their tiem dismembering relatives at fancy dress balls --Editor of the Limerick Times(Limerick, Ireland)

When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpol

Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less

668: The Neighbor of the Beast

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

Now for one with some VW-like content:

Sorry, but my Karma just ran over your Dogma

Have a good weekend


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