Date:         Fri, 26 Apr 1996 16:21:26 -0800
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From:         bren@ccnet.com (Bren Smith)
Subject:      Friday Fart Joke

An old VW owner came into his doctor's office and confessed to an
embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're
soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've
farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mr. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for
seven days and come back and see me in a week."

Next week an upset Mr. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I
don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting
just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for
yourself?"

"Calm down, Mr. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed
your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"

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