Date: Sun, 04 Aug 96 01:50:12 CDT
Sender: Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From: Joel Walker <JWALKER@ua1vm.ua.edu>
Subject: He's After the Unknowns Again!!!!! :)
yes, Friends, Neighbors, and Ne'er-do-wells! It's that Time Once Again!
once, every blue moon, Ye Olde Keeper of the Statz manages to snarf a little
too much caffeine and stay up late ... and when he does, visions of sugar
plugs dance ... no, that's another story. well, anyway, he gets to wondering
about all them Unknowns in the Weakly Stats (you know how them Keepers are).
so ... in case some of you are sitting smugly back and thinking that you
couldn't possibly be Unknown, cause you KNOW who (and where) you are, and
people call you by the right name, and you have little cards in your wallet
(purse) with that same name on it and so forth.
WRONG!! you are not always who you think you are!!! <old Buddhist philosophy!>
you, too, can be Unknown ... cause you didn't tell me (the Keeper) what year,
model, type of bus you have!!!
well, what does this have to do with the price of chiclets in china? i'm
gonna tell you. :) here's a list of all the Unknowns on the list. <and you
thought i didn't know who you were??? yahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!! who knows
what effle lurks in the hearts of men?? The Keeper Do!!>
now ... if you do NOT have a bus, but are semi-planning/hoping/thinking of
betting one (or two. or three), well, that makes you a Wanabus ... a very
different sort of antimule from an Unknown. but you still have to tell me.
and if you'd like to remain an Unknown, that's ok, too. no pressure. it's
not like i'm gonna hunt you down and stencil "Unknown" on your forehead or
anything psycho or weird like that. those stories are just simply NOT true
... viscious lies, all of them. started, most likely, by either that east
coast lawyer (jealous of my fog lights!) or that crazed west coast crowd
as they camped by the firelight and smoked those blazing fireworks. :)
so, without further ado and dee-do, here's the list. did i mention this
message was a little looooooooong??
SBENEKE@REN.NETWIT.NET.AU Sonya Beneke
VERSLUIS@MAIL.DEC.COM Jan Versluis
SUSANA@ON-RAMP.IOR.COM Susan Amstadter
SPLANSON@VNET.NET Steve Planson
BETHBEN@RAND.ORG Beth Benjamin
CKAO@UCENG.UC.EDU Chia-ning Kao
LEPOURRI@AGT.NET A Lepourri
LUNDGREN@APPLELINK.APPLE.COM A Lundgren
THESHARPIE@WORLDNET.ATT.NET Richard Senst
US014471@POP3.INTERRAMP.COM Dave Richards
KEITHD@SIRIUS.COM Keith Denebeim
RFERGUS@MAILHOST.INFI.NET Rick Ferguson
YOYO.COM!MALCOM@YOYODYNE.UU.HOLONET.NET Malcolm Faulds
JASISR@CYBERNET.DK Jan Israelsen
HELVIS@EASYNET.CO.UK Helen Oconnor
EUOSSOWS@MECHANICAL.WATSTAR.UWATERLOO.CA Erich Ossowski
SURFRIDER@BATNET.COM Gavin Flanagan
BNORTON@WELL.COM Bruce Norton
MAGICBUS@VALUE.NET Mike Oak
DONSN@REDWOOD.STORTEK.COM Don Sniffin
DBULMAN@LIBBY.ORG Don Bulman
GORDON_JACKSON@SFU.CA Gordon Jackson
HALL@MED.UCALGARY.CA Doug Hall
HILLTECH@NETINS.NET Chuck Hill
MDELLER@UOFT02.UTOLEDO.EDU M. Deller
FHERZIG@SWRI.EDU Frank Herzig
BILLM@MAIL.RRNET.COM Bill Martinson
OSHAUG@INFINIT.COM Bob Oshaughnessy
HENNESSY@NETCOM.COM A Hennessy
DIUTLEY@TELEPATH.COM David Utley
PPISTNER@AWINC.COM Peter Pistner
HTKH20A@PRODIGY.COM Bill Fenner
BBELLING@GARNET.ACNS.FSU.EDU Bruce Bellingham
HOWELLAM@MIAMIU.ACS.MUOHIO.EDU Amy Howell
DENISON@ARN.NET Neal Denison
MEJARDINE@WORLD.MACBLO.CA Marjory Jardine
PINKNEWELL@AOL.COM Pink Newell
FRANKGRUN@AOL.COM Frank Grunthaner
GORDO@HAWAII.EDU Gordon Smith
CARSRME@USA.PIPELINE.COM Steve Rosen
PHAWKE@HPBS1126.BOT.HP.COM Patrick Hawke
VWCABRIO@DK-ONLINE.DK Klaus Jacobsen
SPEVACEK.JAMES@MAYO.EDU Spevacek James
ANDRIK@AOL.COM Jeff Krueger
KITEMAKR@DIMENSIONAL.COM Fred Godfrey
72510.1173@COMPUSERVE.COM Joe Fahy
BWARNE@DIRECT.C B Warne
CYD44@CYDRR.DEMON.CO.UK David Neary
DALEY@GIRTAB.USC.EDU Mark Daley
RLG52@AOL.COM Timothy Greenfield
MCKINLEY@UNITY.NCSU.EDU Raeford Mckinley
LARS@ANCHOR.RNS.COM Lars Poulsen
VOLKSMOUSE@PRODIGY.COM Matthew Noe
102516.3436@COMPUSERVE.COM Timothy Griffiths
JHALV@MAIL.HOOKED.NET John Halverson
KEVIN.MACRAE@PEACHTREECITYGA.NCR.COM Kevin Macrae
BOBS5@LANCNEWS.INFI.NET Robert Starr
CLOTZ@IBM.NET Chris Miller
KRISTO@MINN.NET Kristoffer Gronfor
KENFRY@MICROSOFT.COM Ken Fry
PLATT@REDSHIFT.COM A Platt
LOUGH@ASTRAL.MAGIC.CA Michael Lough
AB545@FREENET.CARLETON.CA A B
ANDREASK@EFN.ORG Andreas Kaupert
DHALZEN@STUDENTS.WISC.EDU Uncle John
EMISKOW@AOL.COM Eric Miskow
GREGWHO@AOL.COM Greg Who
MARCANT@RITZ.MORDOR.COM Marco Arriaga
VW@SUPERFREAK.COM Pete Diantoni
DMCCORD@MAIL.WIN.ORG Dennis Mccord
HCL@BRUKER.COM Henry Luhrs
72624.3361@COMPUSERVE.COM David-john Scribner
MDGALE@PEGASUS.ATT.COM Michael Gale
JAMESG1519@AOL.COM James Gale
LLOEB@IGC.APC.ORG Laurie Loeb
FSRHB@AURORA.ALASKA.EDU Ron Bertram
MARKX97724@AOL.COM Mark
UCHEGME@EARTH.OSCS.MONTANA.EDU Mark Engen
VANAGON@INFO.HPL.HP.COM Joe Smith
ARLYN@NCENTRAL.COM Arlyn Strano
103164.3373@COMPUSERVE.COM Sorin Bejenaru
MARKC@EIMCO.COM Mark Carter
FIENDRACER@AOL.COM Gunnar Shogren
AGAALLEN@IDBSU.IDBSU.EDU Jim Allen
101547.412@COMPUSERVE.COM Ben A
EK550@EEYORE.INS.CWRU.EDU Julian Coryell
BEN_PENDER@SMTPGW.MUSC.EDU Ben Pender
MARTING993@AOL.COM G Martin
CWOODSID@VT.EDU Rigel Woodside
PBURTON@MAIL2.WILMINGTON.NET Phil Burton
RPN@HELIX.NIH.GOV Richard Nordan
EAUBERY@NETCOM.COM Eric Aubery
DCKM39A@PRODIGY.COM Steve Kammerer
ROSHEA@PLUTO.SCRIPPS.EDU Ross Oshea
JONJB@IX.NETCOM.COM Jon Blackledge
JBALDWIN@PCONLINE.COM J Baldwin
AIKITMR@AOL.COM Terry Redmond
RGROBE@AOL.COM Robert Grobe
73540.3313@COMPUSERVE.COM Robert Lee
STAAL@EE.FIT.EDU B Staal
PENGI@CRUZIO.COM Kyle Wade
HEMENKU@WESTVACO.COM Helen Menkus
MNEIBAUE@THUNDER.OCIS.TEMPLE.EDU Matthew Neibauer
SHABEL@LOOKOUT.ECTE.USWC.USWEST.COM Stuart Habel
LINUST@INTERRAMP.COM Linus Toy
KSMELKER@THURGOOD.WMITCHELL.EDU Karl Smelker
CATHY@CRL.COM Cathy Wall
SCOTT.MISAGE@ENTEX-BOSTONSLS-MA.ENTEX.SPRINT.COM Scott Misage
UP365@FREENET.VICTORIA.BC.CA Rick Stevens
MDAILEY@CS.UCSD.EDU Matthew Dailey
SAJAY@SUNSET.BACKBONE.OLEMISS.EDU Jay Johnson
MARKUSLE@FH-KONSTANZ.DE Markus Klaissle
AURANELL@GNN.COM Aura Ranzau
JOHNLUSH@WYOMING.COM John Lush
D3EJMZ@NEXTEL.NET Janes Farley
CBYRNE@WWW.COMET.CHV.VA.US Colin Byrne
JIM_GOLDEN@QMBRIDGE.CALSTATE.EDU Jim Golden
76241.3550@COMPUSERVE.COM John Bethea
N6MOD@RAHUL.NET Aleksandr Milewski
TOM_MCKAY@AVANTICORP.COM Tom McKay
DALLEN@PLANET.EON.NET Doug Allen
WARREN@ZODIAC.NOV.HFBR.BNL.GOV D. Warren
BRUNSMRK@RCONNECT.COM A Brunsmrk
VNAR@SURF.COM Vince Hadap
BJC12@PO.CWRU.EDU Brooks Chapin
KMILLER@FLUTE.AIX.CALPOLY.EDU Kevin Miller
ERIKRS@AOL.COM Erik R S
DMMILLER@ONRAMP.NET David Miller
TAS2SC@BIGBIRD.STARK.K12.OH.US Terry Snider
71674.16@COMPUSERVE.COM Scott Walker
JSTULEN@DCM.DOFASCO.CA James Stulen
SNEWLAND@SYMANTEC.COM Scott Newland
some of you might notice that your "names" aren't exactly the same as on
your little wallet/purse cards. that's cause you are a complete Unknown
... in the Stats sense, of course (not in the Bob Dylan song-sense). :)
Ye Olde Keeper
... gotta quit drinking that stuff!!!
:)
