Date: Wed, 4 Dec 1996 18:51:47 GMT
Sender: Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From: Frank Terhaar-Yonkers <fty@cisco.com>
Subject: FYA - It's not Friday, but things have been quiet ..
>
>What your car says about you:
>
>Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
>Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
>Acura NSX - I am impotent
>Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
>Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
>Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
>Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
>Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
>Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I
> have a 'Vette
>Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
>Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
>Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
>Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
>Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted
> for Eisenhower
>Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
>Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to have problems in bed
>Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
>Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
>Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and
> change lanes when I pull up behind them
>Ford F-150 pickup - I live in a trailer and my good dishes have Elvis
> on them.
>Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
>Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
>Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better
> than no convertible at all
>Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
>Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
>Honda Passport - I'm fooled by every disguise of the Trix rabbit.
>Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
>Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
>Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is
> in the shop 280 days per year.
>Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu
> Corp.
>Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle
>Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
>Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
>Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
>Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
>Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
>MGB - I am dating a mechanic
>Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
>Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
>Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a
> fortune off the parts
>Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
>Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
>Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
>Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie
>Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise
> would be inaccessible to me
>Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal
>Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
>Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even
> more inferior than Isuzu
>Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
>Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
>Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
>Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
>Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife
>
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Frank Terhaar-Yonkers
Cisco Systems, Inc.
Engineering Services, W2 F3 5
7025 Kit Creek Road PO Box 14987
Research Triangle Park, North Carolina 27709
fty@cisco.com voice (919)472-2101 FAX (919)472-2940
pager (800)796-7363 pin 1008366 -or- fty@airnote.net
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