Date: Sat, 8 Feb 1997 15:16:37 -0500
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From: dperdue@metrolink.net (dan perdue)
Subject: (Fwd) The OJ trial as told by Dr. Seuss (fwd)
>From: "James Perdue" <jdp@mhc.edu>
>Organization: Mars Hill College
>To: dperdue@metrolink.net
>Date: Sat, 8 Feb 1997 10:06:06 EST -0500
>Subject: (Fwd) The OJ trial as told by Dr. Seuss (fwd)
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>Date: Wed, 2 Oct 1996 22:58:41 -0400 (EDT)
>From: John Aedo <jaedo@eola.ao.net>
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> Consultant Fun List <consfun@ucf1vm.cc.ucf.edu>,
> Miracle <miracle@eola.ao.net>, Dark Lord of Sith
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> Patrick Molter <pns@eola.ao.net>,
> Susan Paige Hicks <comet@eola.ao.net>, Gerry Jones
><torgo@tdi.net>,
> Brett Martin <bdm05233@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu>,
> Ellen Farr <emf49106@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu>
>Subject: The OJ trial as told by Dr. Seuss (fwd)
>
>Dunno who wrote it, but it's hysterical! Enjoy!
>
>---------- Forwarded message ----------
>
> I really did not kill my wife.
> I did not slash her with a knife.
> I did not bonk her on the head.
> I did not know that she was dead.
>
> I stayed at home that fateful night
> I took a cab, then took a flight.
> The bag I had was just for me.
> My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be!
>
> When I came home I had a gash.
> My hand was cut from broken glass.
> I cut my hand on broken glass.
> A broken glass did cause that gash.
>
> My friend, he took me for a ride.
> All through LA, from side to side.
> From north to south, we took a ride.
> But from the cops we could not hide.
>
> My trial lasted for a year.
> A year! A year! Just sitting here!
> The DNA, the HEM- the HAW!
> The circus-hype the viewers saw!
> A year! A year! Just sitting here!
>
> Found guilty you know I will appeal!
> Appeal! Appeal! I will appeal!
> I'll wheedle and whine- I'll cut a deal!
> To hear "not guilty" so glad I'll feel!
>
> Did you do this awful crime?
> Did you do this anytime?
> I did not do this awful crime.
> I could not, would not anytime.
>
> Did you take this person's life?
> Did you do this with a knife?
> I did not do it with a knife.
> I did not, could not kill my wife.
>
> Did you hit her from above?
> Did you drop this bloody glove?
> I did not hit her from above.
> I cannot even wear that glove.
>
> I did not do it with a knife
> I did not, could not kill my wife.
> I did not do this awful crime.
> I could not, would not, anytime.
>
> And now I'm free, I can return
> To my own house for which I yearn.
> And to my family whom I love.
> Hey now I'm free-- Give back my glove!!!!!
>
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