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Date:         Wed, 19 Mar 1997 12:20:00 -0800 (PST)
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From:         "Maher, Steve (SD-MS)" <SMAHER@gi.com>
Subject:      [F] You might be a list member if ....

You might be a listmember if...

10.) You get more Email than the rest of your company combined;

9.) You have a funny silvery oval sticker thing on your bus;

8.) You regularly send money to people you've never seen, trusting a reputation you can't prove, for parts you've never checked out, which must have failed on the previous vehicle or they wouldn't be parts now;

7.) You spend more time, attention, and $ on your bus than on your spouse;

6.) Your bus is older than your spouse, and looks a lot worse, but you still prefer it anyway;

5.) When everything is finally fixed/complete/shiny/running/done on your bus, you find yourself at a complete loss in any conversation;

4.) When a day goes by that you don't worry about maintaining your bus, you know something must be wrong;

3.) You ride a bicycle to work, to be sure you'll arrive on time;

2.) You notice a crank on the inside of the driver's door on your friend's Honda, and wonder what it's for (splittie joke);

1.) You live for the day when you'll find a broken down minivan, so you can hear the occcupants say "Gee, there's a *lot* of room in here" as you give them a ride to the nearest towing shop.

Steve Maher smaher@gi.com '80 V6anagon w/Chevy V6, For Sale $800 or it gets donated for the tax writeoff!


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