Couldn't help myself - just *had* to forward this to y'all; (but *still* no FUNKENGROOVIN' translation!) >A Glossary of English/German Motoring Terms > >Indicators Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken >Bonnet (Hood) Die Pullnob und knucklechopper >Exhaust Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben >Clutch Die Kulink mit schlippen und schaken >Puncture Die Phlatt mit Bludyfucken >Learner Die twatte mit ellplatz >Estate Car Der Bagmerroom furschagginkinauto >Parking Meter Der Tennerpinscher und Klockenqweer >Windscreen Wiper Der Flippenflappen muckenschpredder >Footbrake Der Edbangeronvindschreen Stoppenquick >Gear lever Bigenschticken fur Kangarooshtoppen >Breathalyser Die Puffitintem fur Pistenarsen >Rear View Mirror Der Yokhunter Tucklosen >Seat Belt Der Klunkinklikker Frauleintrapper >Headlights Das Dipperenderdazzlubastad >Exhaust (old cars) Der Kaffenundschpitpolluter >Highway Code Der Wipenfurarsen >Fog Warning Die Puttenfootdownen und fukkit >Traffic jam Die Bluddifukkinnk Dammundblast >Rear Seat Der Schpringentester mit Fraulein >Tyres Flahttfarts >Backfire Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen >Juggernaut Der Fukkengrett Trucken >Accident Der Bledinmess >Garage Der heiway Robberung >Cyclist Der pedallpushinink Pillocken >Skid Der Banannan Waltzen >Double White Lines Overtaken und Krunchen >Near Accident Der Fukken ner Schittenselfen > > > > Submitted by: Richard Dover @ uk.pi.net > > > > > \\|// > (o o) ORACLE SERVICE HUMOR MAILING LIST >~~~~~~~~~~~~oOOo~(_)~oOOo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE? HELP! I NEED A HUMAN! >It's free! Just send a message to Relax! Send Steve a note at >oracle-list-subscribe@synapse.net oracle@synapse.net > >WHERE DO I SEND JOKES? UNSUBSCRIBING? OTHER QUESTIONS? >oracle-humor@synapse.net oracle-list-help@synapse.net > >WHERE'S THE WEBSITE? >http://www.synapse.net/~oracle/Contents/HumorArch.html > >LEGAL STUFF: Steven Willoughby is not the author of this piece, and >does not claim to own any copyright privileges to it. The work was >submitted to him as an item for the mailing list, and it was posted >solely on the basis of its quality. This list is nonprofit. > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > >
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