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Date:         Sun, 15 Jun 1997 15:12:04 -0500
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From:         tbill <tbill@startext.net>
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You might be a Yankee if... > >> > >> > >> >> > >> 1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." > >> > >> 2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY. > >> > >> 3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire > >>sauce"correctly. > >> > >> 4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits. > >> > >> 5) You don't know what a moon pie is. > >> > >> 6) You've never had grain alcohol. > >> > >> 7) You've never, ever, eaten Okra. > >> > >> 8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. > >> > >> 9) You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen> > >>are on road trips. > >> > >> 10) You have no idea what a polecat is. > >> > >> 11) Whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head. > >> > >> 12) You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a > >>poodle. > >> > >> 13) You don't have bangs. > >> > >> 14) You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags. > >> > >> 15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out > >>of>the same prep school in Connecticut. > >> > >> 16) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to > >> > >>get his own TV fishing show. > >> > >> 17) Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you > >> call>them "you guys," even if both of them are women. > >> > >> 18) You don't think Howard Stern has an accent. > >> > >> 19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a > >> > >> gun-and-knife show. > >> > >> 20) You think more money should go to important scientific > >>research at your university than to pay the salary of the head > >>football coach. > >> > >> 21) You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the > >>house. > >> > >> 22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone > >> > >> from getting on an on-ramp on the highway. > >> > >> 23) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed > > >stores. > >> > >> 24) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at > >>Neiman Marcus. > >> > >> 25) You call binoculars opera glasses. > >> > >> 26) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the > >>side of the road and stopping. > >> > >> 27) You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt. > >> > >> 28) You don't know what applique is. > >> > >> 29) Most of your formative high school sexual experiences took > >> place>within the context of a football game. > >> > >> 30) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, > >> > >> Billy Bob, Kay Bob, Bob Bob). > >> > >> 31) You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to > >> make>>one. > >> > >> 32) You've never been to a craft show. > >> > >> 33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you. > >> > >> 34) You can't do your laundry without quarters. > >> > >> 35) None of your fur coats are homemade. > >> >> > > > >

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>> > >> You might be a Yankee if... >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> 1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." >> > >> 2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY. >> > >> 3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire >>sauce"correctly. >> > >> 4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits. >> > >> 5) You don't know what a moon pie is. >> > >> 6) You've never had grain alcohol. >> > >> 7) You've never, ever, eaten Okra. >> > >> 8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. >> > >> 9) You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen >> >>are on road trips. >> > >> 10) You have no idea what a polecat is. >> > >> 11) Whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals, >>it >>goes over your head. >> > >> 12) You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a >>poodle. >> > >> 13) You don't have bangs. >> > >> 14) You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags. >> > >> 15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out >>of >>the same prep school in Connecticut. >> > >> 16) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to >> >>get his own TV fishing show. >> > >> 17) Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you >>call >>them "you guys," even if both of them are women. >> > >> 18) You don't think Howard Stern has an accent. >> > >> 19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a >> > >> gun-and-knife show. >> > >> 20) You think more money should go to important scientific >>research at your university than to pay the salary of the head >>football coach. >> > >> 21) You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the >>house. >> > >> 22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone >> > >> from getting on an on-ramp on the highway. >> > >> 23) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed >>stores. >> > >> 24) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at >>Neiman Marcus. >> > >> 25) You call binoculars opera glasses. >> > >> 26) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the >>side of the road and stopping. >> > >> 27) You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt. >> > >> 28) You don't know what applique is. >> > >> 29) Most of your formative high school sexual experiences took >>place >>within the context of a football game. >> > >> 30) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, >> > >> Billy Bob, Kay Bob, Bob Bob). >> > >> 31) You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to >>make >>one. >> > >> 32) You've never been to a craft show. >> > >> 33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you. >> > >> 34) You can't do your laundry without quarters. >> > >> 35) None of your fur coats are homemade. >> >> >

Hy Siegel Fort Worth, Texas hys@worldnet.att.net

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