Date:         Fri, 11 Jul 1997 23:58:51 -0500
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From:         James Digennaro <limbo@bcn.net>
Subject:      friday funnies

Hi Volks,
  Heres a joke I heard the other day and had to pass on.  

St Peter is doing his interviews with people who want into heaven.  Up
walks a guy and St Peter ask how he got there.   
The man replies, 'I was exucuted for killing my wife.  I found out she
was screwing around on me and I busted into our apartment to catch
them.  I found this guy hanging from my balconcy and I grab a hammer and
smashed his fingers and he fell 10 stories to the ground below.  Then to
make sure he was dead I threw the refrigerator on him."   
'Thats awfull" replied St Pete  "You can't come in here".
The next guy walks up and St Peter asks him how he got here.
"Well its like this. I got a new trampoline and was trying it out on my
balcony and I jumped the wronge way and fell off.  Luckly I grab hold of
the balcony below my apartment. I was hanging off getting ready to climb
up when this mainiac smashes my fingers with a hammer and I fell to the
ground.  Just as my life was fading out I saw him throw a refrigerator
down on top of me too."  
'You poor man" says St Peter  "go right in"
The next guy walks up and St Peter ask him his story.
The man replies "Picture this St Pete, I'm naked and hiding in a
refrigerator....."   =)   Take care.

-- 
                            -Jim Digennaro
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