I found this post as a classified "Wanted" ad on www.ebus.com. It cracked me up so bad that I had to share it with you guys and gals. Looking for Delivery '59 panel van with orig. VW man logo. Must have: BOSE sound system Chevy 454 engine conversion with blower '75 Beetle Autostick Trans Glasspacks preferably h2o cooled LazyBoy recliner conv(not brown) Low Profile rims w/grnd effects Nitrous Oxide Kit(alcohol ok) GPS Navigation system Heads-up display and drive by wire GoodYear run flats Ejection seat (must have sunroof) Windshield must match my eye prescription (-8) coke bottles full body airbags (optional on passenger side) Dual proportionated headlights Detachable chasis w/hydrolic assist Pentium II driven environmental apparatus Deer whistles (ultrasonic) Curb feelers Front/rear video systems Satelite Downlink (detachable) AOL internet access (a must) T1 microwave link Mr. Fusion power supply (1.21 gigawatts) Parallel Batt. packs must have 41,000+CCA Silk Screening Kit KitchenAid Mixer Fresnel Solar Lens So anyone have one of these. I do but I ain't interested in sellin'. I figure the going price is $5,000,000. :) Ken Wilford John 3:16 |
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