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Date:         Wed, 8 Apr 1998 11:26:23 EDT
Reply-To:     KENWILFY <KENWILFY@AOL.COM>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <Vanagon@vanagon.com>
From:         KENWILFY <KENWILFY@AOL.COM>
Subject:      I know its not Friday but...
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I found this post as a classified "Wanted" ad on www.ebus.com.
It cracked me up so bad that I had to share it with you guys and gals.


Looking for Delivery '59 panel van with orig. VW man logo. Must have:
BOSE sound system Chevy 454 engine conversion with blower '75 Beetle
Autostick Trans Glasspacks preferably h2o cooled LazyBoy recliner
conv(not brown) Low Profile rims w/grnd effects Nitrous Oxide
Kit(alcohol ok) GPS Navigation system Heads-up display and drive by wire
GoodYear run flats Ejection seat (must have sunroof) Windshield must
match my eye prescription (-8) coke bottles full body airbags (optional
on passenger side) Dual proportionated headlights Detachable chasis
w/hydrolic assist Pentium II driven environmental apparatus Deer
whistles (ultrasonic) Curb feelers Front/rear video systems Satelite
Downlink (detachable) AOL internet access (a must) T1 microwave link Mr.
Fusion power supply (1.21 gigawatts) Parallel Batt. packs must have
41,000+CCA Silk Screening Kit KitchenAid Mixer Fresnel Solar Lens


So anyone have one of these.  I do but I ain't interested in sellin'.  I
figure the going price is $5,000,000.  :)
Ken Wilford
John 3:16
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