The Top 14 Signs Your VW Mechanic Is Losing It 14> That photo of a naked A.J. Foyt on his wall. 13> You catch him in his office making auto noises and "shifting gears", if you know what I mean. 12> Replaces your fan belt with a pair of bikini underwear. 11> Embroidered "Fahrvergnugen" on his shirt. 10> Hose from air pump leads into his coveralls. 9> Keeps asking if you're sure you don't want a "lube job." 8> Still doing work for OJ and expecting to get paid. 7> Eats Go-Jo off finger as if it were peanut butter. 6> Giggles uncontrollably whenever anyone says, "lug nuts." 5> "Heh heh, he said 'dipstick'. Heh heh, heh heh." 4> Replaces diagnostic computer with Magic 8 Ball. 3> Urinates on your tire and says, "Just marking my turf." 2> Rewires the cruise control to the radio so that the faster the music, the faster your car goes. and the #1 Sign Your VW Mechanic Is Losing It... 1> Won't stop humming "The Wheels on the Bus Go 'Round and Round." Happy Friday from Lake Texoma Bill |
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