And the number one worst thing you can say to a cop: "Sure it's Ok by me if you want to search my Vanagon!"
> I was waiting fot friday.But you pushed me. > 1 Officer, didn't I beat you up in high school? > 2 Officer, do you have any nude pic of your wife? > Of course not sir. > Do you want to buy some? > 3 50mph in a 35 mph zone?Ha I was going 85mph, think your radar is not > radaring properly. > 4 Hey I know you, your the boy who always pee's in his pants. > 5.Just get me the ticket copper, I'm in a hurry > 6.Yea, I bet this money will go for a future donut shop. > 7.Officer check out the $50 on the back. > 8.Ok filler her up with the best gas you got. > 9.What do you mean officerrrr I waited 2 hours for that stop sign to > change. > 10.Officer, do you know who I am. Yes sir I do and will be wait to hear > what you got to say on 17 aug. > > _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com |
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