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Date:         Fri, 23 Oct 1998 22:44:28 EDT
Reply-To:     KENWILFY@AOL.COM
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From:         KENWILFY@AOL.COM
Subject:      Top Ten Reasons for VW Emblems Disappearing
Comments: To: vanagon@vanagon.com
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The next time you see a VW go by without the emblem in the grille you will
know it is because:
10.  They make great coasters
 9.   Disgruntled ex-VW employees are blowing off steam
 8.   They make excellent jewlery
 7.   There is a rumor going around that some may contain hidden Nazi-era war
gold
 6.   VW owners that have lost a emblem from thier grilles need a replacement
 5.   It's all silvery and sparkley, Narf!
 4.   Its still there but has been covered with invisible ink.
 3.   Japanese industrial spies are trying to break our wills (so we will go
buy a C*mry, yawn!)
 2.   It must have something to do with Monica Lewinsky.
 1.   Stranded aliens use the dilithium crystals contained in each one to
power thier warp drives. (So that's why they cost $15)
Hey it's Friday!
Ken Wilford
Van-Again
John 3:16
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