Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1998 11:34:22 -0400 From: geo <gamills@ns.sympatico.ca> Subject: how to beat a speeding ticket? The woman in question >driving an audi<, a cute blonde as it happens, was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said: "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls." There followed a moment of silence while she just smiled. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle, and rode away down the highway. Geo Ch '89 SyncroBeast Vanagon '87 16V GTI '80 850 Yamaha Special '87 16V GTI w/ hale damage - parting out - body gone, parts remain '89 16V GTI w/ toasted motor '86 Scirocco (8 valve w/ auto) - SO's - now w/ it's own hale damage Prior Lake, MinneSnowta - soon, real soon - they say Sunday ;) |
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