-- [ From: John H. Rodgers * EMC.Ver #2.5.02 ] -- You said>>Yeah, when my cat gets clogged, we end up with more mice around, too. An unclogged cat is pretty useful for preventing mice infestations,<< Yep, clogged cat is pretty bad. Farmer once had a clogged cat. Got in his VW Split Window Bus and went to the post office. Ran into the vet and asked the vet what to do. Vet had a cold, couldn't hear well. Farmer had to ask twice. Vet told the farmer to put a pint of castor oil in a bottle with a nipple on it and force it down. Farmer thanked him and went home and did what the man said. Week later Vet ran into the farmer at the Post Office, asked how the calf was doing. Farmer looked puzzled. Vet said "You know, the calf I told you to put the castor oil down." Farmer raised his eybrows, and said" I had a sick cat!!!" Vet said " Good Grief!!!! I thought you said you had a sick calf. I couldn't hear well with that cold I had." "When did you see the cat last?" Farmer: "About three days ago! He was out with six other cats!" Vet: "What were they doing!!" Farmer: "Well, there were two digging, two covering, and two looking for new ground!!!" Vet replied, " You know, there is nothing like an unclogged cat!!" >>>>> I know, I know, but it's been Monday all day!!! John Rodgers '88 GL Driver -- |
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