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Date:         Fri, 4 Dec 1998 13:40:09 -0500
Reply-To:     DSTEVENS <DSTEVENS@LAUBACH.ORG>
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From:         DSTEVENS <DSTEVENS@LAUBACH.ORG>
Subject:      (ITS FRIDAY) HOW TO COOK A TURKEY...
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          DAN&MICHELLE'S HOUSE <ALLOFUS@TWCNY.RR.COM>,
          DOUG'S PLACE <PSTEVEN1@TWCNY.RR.COM>,
          JEFF'S WORK <jmaiura@communitynetworks.net>,
          amy <stevensami@hotmail.com>, "vanagon.com" <vanagon@vanagon.com>
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FOUND THIS A LITTLE TO LATE for the Turkey day but it should apply to Christmass also. Have a nice weekend------------------ Hooray its FRIDAY!!!!!!

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY.........

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Daniel Stevens Business Systems Specialist


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