Date:         Fri, 11 Dec 1998 15:49:45 -0800
Reply-To:     YauMan Chan <YauMan@CCHEM.BERKELEY.EDU>
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From:         YauMan Chan <YauMan@CCHEM.BERKELEY.EDU>
Subject:      It's not the same thing!
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>>> "John-Reed Maffeo" <rlpa80@email.sps.mot.com> 12/11 6:04 AM >>>
> out fleets of Westy's for this purpose and will train virgins
> (Westy Virgins?) who will go forth

Uh, I think that is supposed to be Westal Virgins, eh?

John-Reed Maffeo
>>

No.. The Roman's can have their Westal Virgins, but when I delivery my virgins to align your tantric energy in the upper bunk of a genunine VW Vanagon Westfalia, they will be registered trademark Westy Virgins <g>!

Now,of course it must be noted that they are certified to only do lingam massages whereas the more highly technical  yoni massage will be reserve for the only one true master - me! 

[Sidebar: 1. Amazing the thing you can get away with when you pepper your prose with a few Sanskrit words!]
[Sidebar: 2. Don't you all regret taking Shop instead of Sanskrit when you were in high school! -now you can't stand it and have to waste some time to find out what it means... don't you just hate that!]
[Sidebar: 3. Wait.. don't you all go hitting http://www.tantra.org/index.html all at once to fine out what those massages do! The traffic from list members here will take down their server - that's what the Pentagon meant when they talk about "collateral damage" from our Friday Follies here.

Happy Friday.

Yau-Man Chan
87 GL