Date:         Sun, 13 Dec 1998 04:27:05 -0800
Reply-To:     Max/Joyce Wellhouse <maxjoyce@IPA.NET>
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From:         Max/Joyce Wellhouse <maxjoyce@IPA.NET>
Subject:      Re: Southern Humor
Comments: To: Robert Rountree <rountree@PLANETEER.COM>, vanagon@VANAGON.COM
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Onee deserves another:  From Lewis Grizzard.  Bubba and Joe Bob were in
attendance at a Georgia Football game one Saturday afternoon and they
spotted uga, the Georgia Bulldog mascot licking his crotch.  Bubba said,"
Joe Bob, I wish I could do that"  Joe bob replied, "  Bubba, that dog would
BITE you!!"

Dimwitted Moose and Flying Squirrel in Friday form
-----Original Message-----
From: Robert Rountree <rountree@PLANETEER.COM>
To: vanagon@VANAGON.COM <vanagon@VANAGON.COM>
Date: Friday, December 11, 1998 12:24 PM
Subject: Southern Humor


>Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a
>couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead,
>Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these
>here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and
>finish drinkin, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw
>the bottles under the seat."
>
>"What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
>Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat,
>and each put a label on their forehead.
>
>When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been
>drinkin'?" "No, sir," said Earl. "We're on the patch!"