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Date:         Thu, 4 Feb 1999 22:54:47 -0500
Reply-To:     thewestyman@MINDSPRING.COM
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Karl Mullendore <thewestyman@MINDSPRING.COM>
Subject:      Friday funny!
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>> > Subject: Technology for Country Folk >> > >> > TECHNOLOGY FOR COUNTRY FOLK >> > >> > LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. >> > >> > LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. >> > >> > MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove. >> > >> > DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk >> > >> > MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood >> > >> > FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood >> > >> > RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood >> > >> > HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time >> > >> > PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time >> > >> > WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside >> > >> > SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season >> > >> > BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do >> > >> > CHIP: Munchies fer the TV >> > >> > MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag >> > >> > MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields >> > >> > DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife >> > >> > LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps >> > >> > KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang truck keys >> > >> > SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs >> > >> > MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn >> > >> > MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole >> > >> > MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf >> > >> > PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine >> > >> > ENTER: Northerner talk fer, C'Mon in y'all >> > >> > RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the >> > rifle when yer wife asks ya > > >


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