From: Robert A. Alexander <satcong@VOL.COM> >Joel - What's happened? You got yet another girl friend, now, huh? >Face it, you & I would have never escaped from Con Son island if we >hadn't reeked of nouc mam sauce!
REEKing is right!!! but it wasn't nouc mam sauce. :) >PVC, which seems to be the only thing on earth nouc mam has no effect
that, and porcelin ... like toilet bowls and bedpans. >upon. Remember, this is the batch I'm producing for commercial use.
so now you're working for Dow Chemical?? i thought they had quit the chemical warfare business? >Folks, Joel is trying you scare y'all. Must have something to do with
folks, be afraid. be VERY afraid!!! this stuff makes 5-alarm salsa look like whipped cream. even animals won't eat this stuff ... they have more sense. >layer of 10mm of salt, followed by a tightly packed layer of fresh fish, >ANY species (longitudinal cuts down both sides and the abdomen),
i.e., ANY species nobody else will eat!!! like cancer-covered eels, stuff like that.
>top, a ONE-WAY valve inserted into the lid to allow for the escape of >various gasses due to the fermentation. Since the production of safe
in layman's terms, we call this 'rotting'. >access to the barrell. Kept at 25-30 degrees C for 6 weeks, the barrell
that's about 100 degrees F for the rest of us. now, you KNOW what you smell like after a few hours in that temperature ... can you imagine what this stuff smells like after rotting in that temp for SIX weeks!!???? it'll gag a maggot and make buzzards faint!!! >is tapped and the "nouc mam" drawn off. This stuff is truly amongst the >Gods' delight of edibles.
not in my religion! >Of course, the "commercial" nouc mam cooking out behind the clinic is >NOT meant to be used for human consumption! That stuff is what I hope >to use for totally cleaning out Vanagon trannys, crankcases, CV joints, >etc. I think it may revolutionize the cleaning/restoring brake systems!
it'll definitely make tailgaters back off. but then, you might get stopped for driving while wearing a gas mask! >easily accomplished. It's also the absolutely BEST flux to use before >soldering copper!
and, as we say in the gastro-intestinal ward at the local hospital, you'll be all fluxxed up after eating this stuff!!! :) unca joel trying to make his intestines last until AFTER the Millennium!!! |
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