Date:         Fri, 19 Mar 1999 08:36:48 -0800
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From:         harald_nancy <harald_nancy@EARTHLINK.NET>
Subject:      Grease Needle-Friday joke
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The story of  ZAP and the grease needle:

I already have a grease needle. It mostly resides somewhere
in the darker corners of my shop, only to resurface once in
a while, so it can prick me real good.
I run to the house and clean my wound, and by the time
I'm back in the shop, the needle has been forgotten, and
so it lives on.
Once in a while, I think of the grease needle lurking
somewhere, waiting to strike.
But every time I look for it, to get rid of the thing,
it is nowhere to be found.
Well actually the grease needle now has a companion.
It is the "ZAP" .
If you want to know, Zap is a professional grade
Flavor Injector.
I met Zap in a kitchen store.
Zap made eye contact and then promised me something about
lubricating the "Squiekything", and then followed me home to the shop.
I haven't seen Zap since.
What probably happened is, that ZAP the flavor injector
and the grease needle hit it off, and together are waiting
patiently, somewhere in the dark.
Have a nice Friday.
Harald
90 westy in Oly