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Date:         Fri, 25 Jun 1999 22:04:10 -0700
Reply-To:     Karl Wolz <wolzphoto@WORLDNET.ATT.NET>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Karl Wolz <wolzphoto@WORLDNET.ATT.NET>
Subject:      Re: Redneck Vanagon Owners (F)
Comments: To: Bill <bill@FREEHOLDER.COM>
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Bill,

That silhouette ain't no woman. And if you can spell silhouette, you ain't no redneck!

Karl Wolz (Central Arizona)

----- Original Message ----- From: Bill <bill@FREEHOLDER.COM> To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM> Sent: Friday, June 25, 1999 8:13 PM Subject: Redneck Vanagon Owners (F)

> You may be a redneck Vanagon owner if: > > You've repainted your van camo. > You've installed a beer keg in place of the water tank. > Your female companion has big hair. > You have a bumper sticker that says, "if this van's rocking, don't > bother knocking." > Your replacement engine is a 426 Hemi. > You have fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror. > You replaced the front bumper with steer horns. > You travel with three or more dogs. > You recarpeted the van with shag. > You have a portable redwood deck to set up when camping. > Your antenna sports a Confederate flag. > Your mudflaps have a woman's silhouette on them. > Parts of your Vanagon are primer colored for more than three months. > You have a bumper sticker that reads, "Ted Kennedy's car has killed > more people than my gun." > Your horn plays "Dixie." > You have mounted more than four driving/fog lamps on the van. > You've named your Vanagon Bubba, or two women's names, such as > Betty Jean, or Laurie Ann. > The tread on your tires is deeper than some streams. > Or, you live in SE Arizona. > > Bill (SE Arizona) (Bill@freeholder.com) HTTP://www.freeholder.com > ---------------------------------------------------------- > It ain't what you don't know that hurts you, > it's what you do know that's wrong. >


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