Date:         Fri, 22 Oct 1999 22:21:38 -0700
Reply-To:     Debi Webi <mtngal@SIERRATEL.COM>
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From:         Debi Webi <mtngal@SIERRATEL.COM>
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Subject: Just a little piece of interesting trivia

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you
can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Knee-deep
Schitt Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious
couple produced 6 children: Holie, Fulla, Giva, Bull, and the
twins: Deap andDip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt,
a high school drop out.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son,
Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,
Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
recently
returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.

So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can
correct
them.  Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!



Debi Webi / Mtngal
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