Date:         Fri, 29 Oct 1999 16:17:29 -0700
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              Heros
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      In Chronological Order

(Except for Dad, finest danged ape I've yet known.)

Dad

The first ape.

The first two apes to cooperate in distracting the
fittest ape so they could get a little, too.

The first ape to capture fire.

The first two apes to share a symbol.

The first ape to carve the symbol as a wheel.

The first ape called Shaman.

The first Shaman to apply herb and pressure to the bleedings of his tribe.

The first Shaman to share ritual with the tribe.

The first ape to husband called Adam

The first ape to wife called Eve

The first two apes to agree to disagree.

The first two Shamen to agree to merge their tribes as one.

The first ape to employ the beast as labor.

The Shaman called Thoth Hermes Trismagistus.

The ape called Abraham.

The first ape called Farmer.

The first ape called Mason.

The first ape called Engineer.

The Shaman called Moses.

The Shaman called Solomon.

The slave called Sparticus.

The Historian called Herodotus.

The Shaman Pythagoras first called Philosopher.

The Philosopher called Socretes.

The Philosopher called Plato.

The Virtuous Tyrant called Alexander.

The Librarian called Hypatia



Heros of the Dark Ages
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(to be continued

Doktor Tim
Maintenance Repair and Restoration of European Vehicles
San Juan Island, WA