Date:         Fri, 5 Nov 1999 13:58:07 +0100
Reply-To:     Per Lindgren <lindgre@ONLINE.NO>
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From:         Per Lindgren <lindgre@ONLINE.NO>
Subject:      <F> 21 things to do in the.....
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So, the Friday has just started, and it seems like an eternity until the
afternoon and some serious weekend relaxation. So, to get the day going,
and give the moral a little bump, how's about some fun in the elevator?

1: Make a "I am in pain" face, while you stroke yourself against the
forehead and mumble "shut the f*ck up everybody, SHUT UP!"
2: Whistle the first tones of "happy birthday" over and over again
3: Sell raffle tickets
4: Shave
5: Open your suitcase or handbag, look down into it and say "you're sure
you got enough air down there?"
6: Greet everyone that enters the elevator with a firm handshake, and
ask them to call you "Admiral"
7: Stare and smile to the other passengers for a  while, before you
proclaim "I've got new socks!"
8: Mew like a cat every once in a while
9: Make a face while you say "I have to go, I have to go". Then you sigh
and say "oops"
10: Stare at one of the other passengers for a while, then shout "You're
one of them!" Then move over against the wall.
11: Ask every passenger that enters the elevator, if you can press the
floor button for them.
12: Have a puppet on your hand, and talk to the passengers with it.
13: Make everybody sing
14: When there's all quite in the elevator, ask "Is that your pager?"
15: Play an harmonica
16: Say "ding" at every floor
17: Lean against the floor buttons
18: Say "I wonder what this does" and point towards the "Stop" button
19: Draw a square on the floor, and tel the other passengers that this
is your area
20: Bring a chair
21: When someone comes aboard, say "GET OUT!" with a firm, dark voice.

Happy Frydai, and bring your proof of sanity!

PerL