Date: Fri, 5 Nov 1999 09:55:01 -0500
Reply-To: Bulley <gmbulley@BULLEY-HEWLETT.COM>
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From: Bulley <gmbulley@BULLEY-HEWLETT.COM>
Subject: <F> More Eleveator things..was: 21 things to do in the.....
My favorite elevator humor has a technical twist:
carry the spray nozzle and tap line from a spray bottle, and have the line
and nozzle full of water. Stand in the back of the elevator, and once the
car fills with business drones, cup your hands strategically around you
mouth to conceal the sprayer, feign a huge SNEEZE, while spraying a fine
mist across the back of a few necks...tee-hee.
G. Matthew Bulley
Director
Bulley-Hewlett & Associates
www.bulley-hewlett.com
Cary, NC USA
888.468.4880 tollfree
-----Original Message-----
From: Jason M. Yasment [SMTP:vanagon@NYCAP.RR.COM]
Sent: Friday, November 05, 1999 9:17 AM
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
Subject: Re: <F> 21 things to do in the.....
Or the classic.....look over to the person next to you and say, "Hey, Wanna
see my .......?".
----- Original Message -----
From: Charles "Luke" Lukey <luke@SEANET.COM>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, November 05, 1999 9:13 AM
Subject: Re: <F> 21 things to do in the.....
> Don't forget the classic "Hey, pull my finger!"
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM]On Behalf
> Of Per Lindgren
> Sent: Friday, November 05, 1999 4:58 AM
> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> Subject: <F> 21 things to do in the.....
>
>
> So, the Friday has just started, and it seems like an eternity until the
> afternoon and some serious weekend relaxation. So, to get the day going,
> and give the moral a little bump, how's about some fun in the elevator?
>
> 1: Make a "I am in pain" face, while you stroke yourself against the
> forehead and mumble "shut the f*ck up everybody, SHUT UP!"
> 2: Whistle the first tones of "happy birthday" over and over again
> 3: Sell raffle tickets
> 4: Shave
> 5: Open your suitcase or handbag, look down into it and say "you're sure
> you got enough air down there?"
> 6: Greet everyone that enters the elevator with a firm handshake, and
> ask them to call you "Admiral"
> 7: Stare and smile to the other passengers for a while, before you
> proclaim "I've got new socks!"
> 8: Mew like a cat every once in a while
> 9: Make a face while you say "I have to go, I have to go". Then you sigh
> and say "oops"
> 10: Stare at one of the other passengers for a while, then shout "You're
> one of them!" Then move over against the wall.
> 11: Ask every passenger that enters the elevator, if you can press the
> floor button for them.
> 12: Have a puppet on your hand, and talk to the passengers with it.
> 13: Make everybody sing
> 14: When there's all quite in the elevator, ask "Is that your pager?"
> 15: Play an harmonica
> 16: Say "ding" at every floor
> 17: Lean against the floor buttons
> 18: Say "I wonder what this does" and point towards the "Stop" button
> 19: Draw a square on the floor, and tel the other passengers that this
> is your area
> 20: Bring a chair
> 21: When someone comes aboard, say "GET OUT!" with a firm, dark voice.
>
> Happy Frydai, and bring your proof of sanity!
>
> PerL
>
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