Date:         Fri, 5 Nov 1999 21:29:45 -0500
Reply-To:     "Horace K. Sawyer" <firestream@MINDSPRING.COM>
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From:         "Horace K. Sawyer" <firestream@MINDSPRING.COM>
Subject:      More Elevator things.. just spray it
Comments: To: Bulley <gmbulley@BULLEY-HEWLETT.COM>
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Aw hell, if you're going to go to all that trouble just whip it out and
spray everybody!



(but leave that spray bottle apparatus at home-- just use what God gave you)
: )

Then claim some sort of temporary dementia, or sleepwalking syndromw and
run like hell before the cops catch ya!
The drones will be too stunned to do anything



At 09:55 AM 11/5/99 -0500, Bulley wrote:
>My favorite elevator humor has a technical twist:
>
>carry the spray nozzle and tap line from a spray bottle, and have the line
>and nozzle full of water. Stand in the back of the elevator, and once the
>car fills with business drones, cup your hands strategically around you
>mouth to conceal the sprayer, feign a huge SNEEZE, while spraying a fine
>mist across the back of a few necks...tee-hee.
>