Date:         Thu, 25 Nov 1999 08:24:17 -0500
Reply-To:     Richard Golen <rgolen@UMASSD.EDU>
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From:         Richard Golen <rgolen@UMASSD.EDU>
Subject:      More (early) Friday Funnies....
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Enjoy...this came from Car Talk....


"Car and Candy"

An eight-year-old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over
next to him.

"If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a piece of
candy."

The boy refuses and keeps on walking.

A few moments later, not willing to take no for an answer, the man driving
the
car pulls over again. "How about $20 and two pieces of candy?"

The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking. Still farther
down the road, the man pulls over to the side of the road. "OK," he says,
"This
is my final offer. I'll give you $50 and all the candy you can eat."

The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in. "Look," he says to the
driver. "You bought the Kia, Dad. You'll have to live with it!"





Happy Turkey Day,

Ric