Dont forget the Viagra!! Happy holidays all, going climbing Colorado till new years! (going to have a mountain of email to sort through when I get back...) >In a message dated 99-12-17 09:50:26 EST, you write: > ><< Easy list to make, esp. for us younger guys: > > girlfriend >> > >What, can't us older guys bring girlfriends too? >The list for us "older" guys: >1) Box of "Depends" >2) Geritol >3) AARP membership card >4) crossword puzzles >5) La-Z-Boy recliner >6) cell phone ( Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!) >7) spare bulbs for the turn signals ( because we just drove 300 miles with >the left >blinker on) >8) spare brake shoes (because we also left the parking brake on) >9) Milk of Magnesia > >Merry Christmas Everyone, young & old! Jeff S. ______________________________________________________________________________ Kevin and/or Heather Where have the years gone? Why, into the usual vices of the romantic idealist: into sloth amd melancholy, each feeding upon and reinforcing the other, into love and marriage and the begetting of children, into the strenuous maneuvers of earning a living without living to earn, into travel and play and music and drink and talk and laughter, into saving the world - but saving the world was only a hobby. Into watching cloud formations float across our planetary skies. But mostly into sloth and melancholy and I don't regret a moment of it. Edward Abbey. |
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