Why BUY all those expensive parts? Just a waste of money !
RENT that part from $.C.R.A.P.
NOW WHEN YOU NEED IT MOST, HERE COMES $.C.R.A.P. !!!!
ANY PART YOU NEED JUST $5.95 SHIPPING TO YOUR DOOR INCLUDED
!!!!
THAT'S FIVE DOLLARS AND SOME FLIPPIN CHANGE !!!
UNPRECEDENTED PARTS RENTALS: BY THE DAY, AFTERNOON, EVENING, HOUR,
MINUTE, OR EVEN SECOND!
WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS
Sincerely,
$.C.R.A.P.
( $AWYER CONSOLIDATED RENT A PART )
The fine print:
Core deposit of $500 required on all parts, cash in advance only. $75.00
membership fee, $38.00 application fee and security interest paperwork,
hourly charges may apply where not prohibited by law; indentured
servitude may be required for payment; Van-Again customers get free
picture of Ken Wilfy dart board -- hit the bulls-eye 14 times in a row
and you get a free South African diamond tip spark plug
Some restrictions may apply. Not valid in Wyoming, Utah, Wisconsin, Rhode
Island, the U.S. Virgin Islands, or Joel Walker's neighborhood, add
Doktor Tim to the list, Bulley Bulley too; Coyote gets alternative
discount. I-5, I-4, Billy 'Baru conversions charged double.
Do-it-yourselfers insured with FDIC. David Marshall must pay extra
duty on all Canadair flights.