A man was reading the paper when an ad = caught his eye. It loudly
announced,

"$500 Porsche! New!"

The man = thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500,
and he thought = it might be a joke, but he said to himself, 'it's worth a
shot.'

So he = went to the lady's house who was selling the Porsche and she
led him into the = garage. Sure enough, there was an almost brand new
Porsche.

"Wow!" the = man said, "Can I take it for a test drive?"

"Sure," answered the lady.

Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly.
When he got back to the lady's house, he asked = her,

"Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"

Then the = lady replied with a laugh,

"My husband just ran off with his = secretary, and he told me, 'You can
have the house and the furniture, just sell my = Porsche and send
me the money.' "