A man was reading the paper when an ad =
caught his
eye. It loudly
announced,
"$500 Porsche! New!"
The man =
thought
that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500,
and he thought =
it might
be a joke, but he said to himself, 'it's worth a
shot.'
So he =
went to
the lady's house who was selling the Porsche and she
led him into the =
garage.
Sure enough, there was an almost brand new
Porsche.
"Wow!" the =
man
said, "Can I take it for a test drive?"
"Sure," answered the
lady.
Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran
perfectly.
When he got back to the lady's house, he asked =
her,
"Why
are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"
Then the =
lady
replied with a laugh,
"My husband just ran off with his =
secretary, and he
told me, 'You can
have the house and the furniture, just sell my =
Porsche and
send
me the money.' "