Just a bit of humour.....
Don't read any further if you are easily offeneded.
Subject: Redundancies
Military Retirement
Incentive
The Pentagon recently found it had too many =
generals and
offered
an
early retirement =
bonus. They
promised any general who retired
straight
away his =
full annual
benefits plus $10,000 for every
inch
measured
in
a
straight line between =
any two
points on the general's body, with
the
general getting =
to
select any pair of points he wished.
The first man, =
an Air
Force general, accepted. He asked the
pension
man to =
measure
from the top of his head to the tip of his
toes.
Six
feet.
He walked out with a cheque =
of
$720,000.
The second man, an Army general, asked them =
to
measure from
the
tip
of
his =
outstretched
hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out
with =
a
cheque for
$960,000.
When the third general, a grizzled old =
Marine, was
asked
where
to
measure, he told the pension man: =
"From the
tip of my penis to
the
bottom
of my testicles." The =
pension
man suggested that perhaps the
Marine
general might =
like to
reconsider, pointing out the nice checks
the
previous two =
generals
had received. The Marine insisted and =
the
pension
expert said
that would be fine but that he'd better get
the
medical
officer to do the
measuring.
The medical officer attended and asked the =
general
to drop
'em. He
did. The medical officer placed the =
tape on
the tip of the
general's
penis
and began to =
work
back. "My God!" he said. "Where are =
your
testicles?"
The
general replied, "In =
Vietnam.