The best bumper sticker = to offend everyone is:  Nuke the gay whales for Jesus.
 
Or, you could do what one = of my students once did.  Print up some little round stickers with a = picture of a wood screw on them, and stick them on various bumper stickers you = encounter in such a way as to replace the little heart picture.
----- Original Message -----
From: Alan Bosch
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
Sent: Friday, June 16, 2000 = 11:29 AM
Subject: Re: <F> Westy = Appearance Package aka help for the sedate

Wait a minute!  You're forgetting the bumper = sticker that proclaims
"Visualize Whirled Peas"